Orly Taitz and the Paranoia of Insanity

One of the great things about stupid people is that they can't help themselves. Like someone with unsetoppable hunger, they'll swallow hooks, lines, lies and kitchen sinks 'til they pop.

This self-proclaimed Jew (I dare her to show her father's circumcision papers) has become the bastard stepchild of the insane Right's "birther movement:" that President Barack Obama was somehow not born in Hawaii. Of course, if Orli (if that's her real name) could produce her father's and grandfather's circumsicion papers we might believe her claims to be who she is. Not that we'd believe her paranoia-driven drivel as to our President's roots.

I'm not sure which are the saddest commentaries: this idiot twit using her alleged Jewish credentials to claim that an American was not born in America (contradicting all manner of witnesses, newpaper clippings, and reality), that there are thousands of Amerikans so damn sore losers that they can't fathom why their brand of idiotic thinking hasn't transmogrified into a Palin/McCain presidency, or the media, supposed stalwarts of rational thinking, who are more than happy to spread this memetic Herpes of an idea.

The press spent decades proving it was a legitimate check on the criminal excesses of government. It's squandering any credentials it had by lending even a byte of online time to this Kahane-esque fascist of a paranoid delusionist (I suggest media reporters go back through Kahane's writings and speeches (may his name be cursed) to see just how nuts -- and like him -- she is.)

Haaretz, MSNBC, even Salon have dedicated entire microwatts of energy to communicating with, and reporting on, this insane person. To not report would be to miss news, I might guess. To report would be to attempt to debunk. Except if you're one of the unmedicated paranoid schizophrenics who believe that to report, or not to report, on this nutjob's musings would be a sign from above of A Big Coverup.

I think it's all sad. Sadder still that I'm wasting fine motor function musculature typing this blog post.

1. This raving idiot should be summarily ignored. (Except by Limbaugh, who might benefit from some of her relative sanity.)
2. If she's in Israel, deport her. After all, she's guilty of treason.
3. If she's in the US, deport her. After all, if she's a Moldovan citizen; it stands to reason that she's entered the US illegally in order to foment dissent. And you can just take it on faith that she's faked all her immigration documents (good luck finding her alleged immigration officer!).
4. She lied on her immigration papers. She's actually a man: Just call her 'Eugene' when she's off-guard. You'll see: the proof is right here.
   

There are a lot of real issues to address. Should Octomom have her own TV show? What about this mysterious Kate lady, and her kids? These are serious, reality-based issues, and demand the lion's share of our (limited) mental capacity.

This Taitz chick? Butterfly net, Thorazine and a quiet place where lawyers no longer tread. And lets keep the news ticker focused on reality, not Alice in an LSD-laced Wunderlandt.

[A shout out to the innumerable sites point out that this woman is indeed a raving luntic!]